Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Confessions of a Fat Gurl

Just to let everyone know, Habana Café charges 10CUC to get in and they don't even have food. It was pretty embarrassing, especially because Danny and I had thrown on our eating shoes just for the occasion. No worries. We simply moseyed on over to Oportunidades where we got a few croquets, after getting a beer for the road as well, and then tried to grab us un taxi to get to Tal Vez the best restaurant. (No questions about it.) Speaking of ridiculously fat gurls and good pizza...
The Cienfuegos, or as I like to call it: 100Flames trip, was actually a lot of fun. Of course, after Killahoe/Matanzas I was expecting the worst so I made sure to pack 2 bottles of wine and a litre of rum. Needless to say all said materials were used. However, they weren't use for basic survival as they were at Killahoe/Matanzas, they were actually used for fun. Granted, the first half of 100Flames, when we went around to Saint Barabara knows how many secret organizations a bottle of wine or two could have gone a long way but we trucked through it. When we were given our free time we had a semi-charlie's angels mission where we hid from what would later be referred to as a leaky twat, pardon my criolle. The leakiness, not so much fun, but the running sure was a hoot and a half. However we all ended up on the same dock, fortunately for us we had a rum box, on the unfortunate side rum boxes don't last as long as they should. Regardless, we had a good time. One of the best parts of 100Flames was lunch, obviously I'd go there. We had Dino's pizza for lunch and chyle I coulda died from the excitement. We were offered BOTH pizza and Spaghetti so you know this hoe was content. Meg, thankfully asked if she could get some veggies on her pizza instead of the spaghettis and they retorted "Sure!", in more awkward stares than words. A few of us ended up getting the same thing which was nothing like wearing the same dress as your frenemy to prom, in fact it was more like getting pregnat at the same time as your frenemy and then discovering that it was by the same vato loco and then bonding over the lice and deceit. In other words, the pizza was damn tasty.  
So earlier when I was typing this blog i had decided that I was still full from last night and chose to abstain from breakfast (even though I was already an hour late) but then my inner fat girl woke up and I just can't say no to her.
I'm really sad about the lack of fruit for breakfast but there is nothing anyone can do about it. The hurricanes have destroyed many of the crops where the fruits grow so we can't blame anyone besides mother Nature. And she's getting it good with global warming. It must be the menopause.
Everything we do in Cuba revolves around food. When we are eating lunch we usually talk about all the food we'd like to be eating or all the food we will eat upon returning to the states. We then begin to talk about dinner possibilities and drool over that as we eat our measly (but delicious) ham sandwiches. There are so many things i can't wait to get back to: hummus, CHEESE, salads, pizza (even though we eat it almost everyday), condiments!! Ay mi vida. The best thing is that everyone on the trip has an inner fat girl, some more than others. This common love of food helps us bond better than cheese does to toast in a grilled cheese. Mmm. 
One  more thing about food (for now), I will most certainly miss Milady's cooking. She made us Ropa Vieja tonight and it shut dinner down. Also, Gerard came over for dinner and waited until after we had all finished devouring the table to tell us that no Cuban eats like we eat here. Which we had already figured but to eat so voraciously in front of one made us all feel bad. He told us that Cubans don't really have this notion of using milk in desserts, like Arroz con Leche. I think it's messed up that CASA seems to hide what life is like for a real Cuban and the fact that they ration so much food for us. Milady told me that if she actually made the amount of food that was rationed out for every student there would be rice for days! I think one of the major reasons why we eat so much is the fact that we are never really satisfied until we eat dinner. All day we dream/talk/think about the food we'd like to have and how nothing here tastes like anything we're used to and so when we get a feast at dinner of food that actually tastes really good we throw on our eating pants and stuff ourselves silly. As Chauncy's people would say: oy vey.


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Acuario Nacional de Cuba

This is pretty much the only/best reason to go to the aquarium here.


Friday, February 13, 2009

Queer Country


I have yet to feel as if I understand this country. I could not post anymore on the Matanzas trip because there is really nothing positive to say about except for the pizza and the beach. The rest of the 3 days there were utter horror. It was like a freaky Twilight episode where we were stuck on an island with Profé and he kept talking but nothing came out of his mouth and he would point at things and there would be nothing to look at. In a coconut shell.
Today we went to the Museo de Bellas Artes, the Cuban Side and it was pretty nifty. Some of the artwork was fantastic while others were portraits of very hairy women. The guide went through almost every single picture and explained it's significance and brush stroke technique and how that coincided with the year in history. Needless to say, I didn't pay attention. When I go to a museum I like to get lost in my 
own little world and look at the things i like for however long i want to. this was impossible to do as Profé kept whistling at us to make sure we wouldn't stray away from the guide. As I tend to do, or in this case not do, I went on my merry way looking at the abstract paintings. Some of the most interesting were done after the revolución and they didn't seem like very happy paintings. One bore a child titled "Libre" whose head was cut off and replaced with what looked like chains to an unspecified source. I can only assume that the artist felt the freedom of the country was like a mock birth, a birth in which the child would have no head and would have the undeniable traces back to where it stemmed from. I'm not really sure what I expected of course, since I still don't understand the mindset of the people regarding the revolución. In class the other day we were talking about the characteristics of an underdeveloped nation and revolution and the major common thread between the two is the mindset of the people. If the people of a country think that they are living in an underdeveloped nation then they truly are, and in order to have a revolution you have to change the mindset of the people. This reminded me of the metaphor Madge used to describe Cuba: The monkey that is being attacked by a lion (the US
) but is still alive and kicking. That mentality must have stemmed from the revolución. The people here feel unified now as a country. They understand that there is undeniable classism but yet they don't see it that way. To them there are some who are simply more fortunate than others. they are neither better nor smarter than them, they are simply different. Like I said, it is a queer country. Not like that though. 
In fact, the gay scene here, although many of our instructors have repeated to us that homophobia is a thing of the past it seems strange to me that the gay scene here is limited to an area at the melecón and a fiesta particular that changes every night of the weekend. There is also a gay beach, I think. I wasn't expecting to see guys walking down the streets holding hands or anything like that, I mean that has been recently accepted in the US and even then it is mostly in the "gay" areas. However, there is an acknowledgement here that they seem to ignore. It's like how they know that people in other countries don't have rationed food that they can barely live off of and yet they never question us about how much we eat or what our food situation is like. 
I've said it once and I'll say it again, it's a rather queer country. 

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Poema IV

Un árbol sin agua, no crece
Las flores sin sol, no viven
Y el mar sin agua, no existe.
Sin alimento no pueden estar los animales
Y la luna sin el sol no tiene razón.
El cuerpo sin sangre esta muerto,
Y la sangre sin calentura no funciona;
A los pulmones les hace falta aire
Hasta al león, el rey de la selva le hace falta algo.
Pero yo no necesito nada mas que escucharte,
Que sentirte, que besarte.
Como quedan dentro de mi las huellas que has dejado,
Igual que marca la tinta al papel.
En mi corazón has escrito los versos más bellos del mundo,
Unas canciones que no puedo leer, ni escuchar cuando no estas cerca.
A dios le falta la religión pero a mi, mi amor, solo me faltas tu.

Monday, February 9, 2009

As of yet...

It has been a very, very, very long time since i updated this blog and I don't even know where to start. I'll just focus on the latest news I have to report on which is the trip to Matanzas. It was... Lord how can i even begin to explain the atrocities that were experienced. Most of the time we were hungry or confused or hungry and confused and incredibly outraged by the fact Profé had no idea what was going on and that he dragged us around for hours on end without ever explaining where we were or why we were there. Besides the fact that we learned that their is a difference between citrus and fruits we also learned that some houses are pink. Not to mention that the entire city made me itchy and I was covered in hives for the duration of the trip. 

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Poema III

En tus ojos veo,
El fondo de tu corazón.
En tus labios siento,
donde nace la razón.
En tus manas, esta el calor,
que da vida, a todo el amor.

En tu voz existen,
las canciones más lindas
que no se escriben
por falta de palabras.
Un mar amnzo, así es tu almo,
que me baña, y llena de calma.

Y sobra tanto más, que no se como decir.
Y sobra más de tí, que me hace sonreír.